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stonedpiece:

do interact if you: smoke weed, caught up on one piece, can roll a joint, can do math, youngest sibling, can pick things up with their toes, beer haters, own 10+ plushies, former catholics, minecraft mining mains, cant play smash, never been to a disney park, hate mint chocolate, can work a grill, need 6+ wipes, are not white, trailer park trash, crashed a car, below 6ft, crack your knuckles, enjoy thunderstorms, bisexual, dr pepper enjoyer, have long black hair, like sleeping on the floor, listened to a concerning amount of three days grace in youe teenage years, were in drumline, own a lightup keyboard, have 7000 hours in one video game, have tattoos

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theboneyaard:

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myth and legend and rebirth and myth

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adulthoodisokay:

memesnotwelcome:

getinthehandbasket:

orionis-delta:

cryptid-sighting:

gotinterest:

cctinsleybaxter:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

Bread Instagram is INSANE

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HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

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This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!

@smallshrimphell​

Like what kills me is that this is actually pretty impressive. Working with high hydration dough is difficult on it’s own but at 106%!? And to work it just enough to develop the gluten so it doesn’t collapse while also keeping all the gas is hard. Timing the proof would have also been difficult. Looking at that crust they must have a really good oven set up as well. Hot as hell. Probably done in a preheated dutch oven.

And all in service… of this. The texture of the bread must be terrible. No fluffiness to it, all tough, thin strands of bread. Crust is probably lovely, but a crunchy dark crust is only nice when it covers lovely light, fluffy, soft bread. It’s the contrast of those textures that makes it work. I like an open airy crumb as much as the next bread maker but this is ridiculous.

Sometimes, things that are more work to make… are worse

This is none pizza left beef but homemade bread edition

None bread center crust center air

This isn’t done for eating. This is done to see if you can do it.

This is the food Famine was serving at the Diner in Good Omens.

this thread is perfect

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ultimatepokemontournament:

Ultimate Pokemon Tournament!

Inter-Generational Tournament - Round 1 - Match 2

Pick The Best Pokemon!

Clodsire

Snom

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A drawing of the Pokemon Clodsire. It's a round, dark brown Pokemon with a slightly lighter brown underside that is somewhat reminiscent of the giant salamander. It has short, round limbs that are mostly feet, and a bulbous tail. It has a short, black fin that runs down its back, and six light purple marks on its back. It has a wide mouth and small circular eyes.ALT
A drawing of the Pokemon Snom. It's a white, larval Pokemon whose back half of its body is covered by translucent icy spikes.ALT

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rattengott:

ADHD babes, how many tabs do you have open on your phone’s safari?

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31-40

41-50

51-60

61-70

71+

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If you have,,,more, put the number in the tags. I’m just curious…

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libraryogre:

demilypyro:

kyriathanatos:

demilypyro:

SETTLE AN ARGUMENT FOR ME

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY AT LEAST 1 INSTRUMENT

YES

NO

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i am trying to explain to her most general people do not know how to play an instrument and she is aghast at this

THAT IS BECAUSE IT’S AN INSANE STATEMENT

I have a vague idea of the recorder, the clarinet, and the saxophone, because they all have the same fingering… but all I can manage is Hot Cross Buns.

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psipudding:

I love this game

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skelegun:

armedandgayngerous:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation

yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born

They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic

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literallymechanical:

I don’t have to worry about “chemicals you can’t pronounce” in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

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ultimatepokemontournament:

Ultimate Pokemon Tournament!

Generation 2 - Round 2 - Match 7

Pick The Best Pokemon!

Totodile

Espeon

Chikorita

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A drawing of the Pokemon Totodile. It's a bipedal crocodile Pokemon with blue scales, red spines, and a yellow chevron on its chest.ALT
A drawing of the Pokemon Espeon. It's a purple cat-like Pokemon with a large ears, a tail that splits and a red crystal in between its eyes/ALT
A drawing of the Pokemon Chikorita. It's a small, pale green Pokemon on all fours. Chikorita has dark green buds around its neck and a large leaf protruding from its head.ALT

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weirdmageddon:

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is