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Bread Instagram is INSANE
HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!
This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!
@smallshrimphell
Like what kills me is that this is actually pretty impressive. Working with high hydration dough is difficult on it’s own but at 106%!? And to work it just enough to develop the gluten so it doesn’t collapse while also keeping all the gas is hard. Timing the proof would have also been difficult. Looking at that crust they must have a really good oven set up as well. Hot as hell. Probably done in a preheated dutch oven.
And all in service… of this. The texture of the bread must be terrible. No fluffiness to it, all tough, thin strands of bread. Crust is probably lovely, but a crunchy dark crust is only nice when it covers lovely light, fluffy, soft bread. It’s the contrast of those textures that makes it work. I like an open airy crumb as much as the next bread maker but this is ridiculous.
Sometimes, things that are more work to make… are worse
This is none pizza left beef but homemade bread edition
None bread center crust center air
This isn’t done for eating. This is done to see if you can do it.
This is the food Famine was serving at the Diner in Good Omens.
this thread is perfect
Wait I’m curious about this. When I first started playing Undertale, I was already very familiar with the game. So when I first did a No Mercy run, I reset the file after beating Sans as to avoid tainting my game and I always play No Mercy that way.
How did your first No Mercy run go?
I quit in the Ruins
I quit because of/after beating Toriel
I quit before reaching Snowdin
I quit in Snowdin
I quit during Waterfall
I quit because of Undyne
I quit after beating Undyne or during Hotland/Core/New Home
I quit because of Sans
I quit after beating Sans
I played it all the way through
See ResultsAnd maybe specify how much you knew about it beforehand in the tags ^^
inspired by the dsmp one
which of these is NOT a plot point in homestuck?
one of the villains beats up the narrative with a crowbar
a character gets trapped in a horse calendar and is never seen again
most of the original conflict is due to workplace dresscode drama
betty crocker personally leaks an insane clown posse song a year before release
a woman chainsaws her way through a door by using a tube of lipstick
a major character is killed by shaving cream
the same piece of movie memorabilia gets passed across 4 universes and 15 people
they needed to use a dead man’s wallet to save planet earth
guy fieri causes 5 billion deaths
an unstoppable space furry is thwarted by seeing her grandpa in a speedo
See ResultsThe absolute best thing about this is pretty much everyone in the notes are Homestuck fans struggling to remember which insane thing didn’t happen
Ultimate Pokemon Tournament!
Inter-Generational Tournament - Round 1 - Match 2
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SETTLE AN ARGUMENT FOR ME
i am trying to explain to her most general people do not know how to play an instrument and she is aghast at this
THAT IS BECAUSE IT’S AN INSANE STATEMENT
I have a vague idea of the recorder, the clarinet, and the saxophone, because they all have the same fingering… but all I can manage is Hot Cross Buns.
I love this game
via reddit.com
we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation
yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born
They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic
pick a weird animal trait you wish you could have
venom (specify what kind in the tags!)
infinitely regrowing teeth like sharks/crocodilians
movable crest/dewlap like some birds/lizards
tapetum lucidum (the thing that makes eyes reflect light back in the dark)
hands/feet that let you stick to walls like geckos/frogs
mantis shrimp color vision
ability to drop & regrow limbs
something not listed (elaborate in tags)
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You can only pick one…
$300 dollars every week into you bank account.
You can stop time for 3 minutes everyday.
Birds come to your aid whenever u need/want them
You can conjure 2 meals a day from thin air.
You get a key that unlocks all locks.
You get a 50% discount on everything.
You’ll live to be 120 and won’t physcially/mentally ‘age’ past 40.
Neverending joint.
You instantly become fluent in 6 languages of your choice.
Mystery box…
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I don’t have to worry about “chemicals you can’t pronounce” in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.
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Generation 2 - Round 2 - Match 7
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i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is















